Monday, October 15, 2012

People

People. This is the hardest post ever. Anyone else feel that way?

Here we go.

Well, am I supposed to give you my philosophy on what people are, what it means to be human? Should I describe the way that humans naturally tend to? Or maybe I should ramble on about good verses evil. The whole moral compass thing is overused, though.

I think it is funny that although we know that a human generally feels the same emotions as the next bloke, we somehow get the notion that we are completely alone sometimes, that no one knows that we are experiencing or feeling, but everyone does at the same time. It's funny.

While I believe that people become who they are because of how they are raised, I also believe that everyone changes dramatically and that they will find who they are because they choose to search. If something is missing from their lives, they will search, and they will find it.

I also think people are hilarious. Here are some funny pictures to prove it.








Wednesday, October 10, 2012

YA Rant


I'm in a bit of a trench at the moment when it comes to reading young adult novels. I've been spending a lot of time with a book, Reading like a Writer by Francine Prose (best author name EVER. JEALOUSY). The entire novel focuses on a type of reading that doesn't let a single word pass through our notice. Word by word, sentence by sentence, paragraph by paragraph we break apart a novel and get to what the author was really trying to say. With brilliant classics, this technique is like salt: it brings out the amazingness and why it is a classic. However, with many a young adult read, I've found this technique begging not to be used.

Immediately after a young adult novel gets huge in the industry, all of the aspiring writers out there want to write that book. They are looking to become the next bestseller, the next J.K. Rowling or Stephenie Meyer. Literally. I was one of them that wanted to be Stephenie, but when I figured out, oh hey, I want to be a better writer, I don't really care about the fameat all, that was when all of the words started fitting better. I didn't write for me, I wrote to find a precious sentence amidst the muck. Which is really difficult. But anyway, aspiring writers took huge elements from Twilight or The Hunger Games and tweaked them a little bit. And by little, I'm serious. Tiny bits were changed.

A novel that I'm reading right now is exactly like The Hunger Games. It's The Selection by Kiera Cass (Best. Cover. Ever. WANT). I've been hearing great things about this book since before it was out. I was excited to read it. Now that I am, every single thing jumps out at me. Allow me to make two lists.

Hunger Games

  • Dystopian World, far in the future.
  • Districts, each specializing in some industry, bettering the whole (apparently).
  • Competition for fame and power
  • Love interest before said competition, although minor. Help each other get food.
  • Main character doesn't want to go into the competition.
  • Main character can sing.
  • Main character goes into the competition.
  • An announcer--in a blue suit--is loved by all the people, and is a regular for the competition.
  • Interviews before competition.
  • Random draw for competition
  • Designer and new wardrobe for main character.
  • Main character has young sister that looks up to her.
Get the picture? Oh, look, a list about:
The Selection

  • Dystopian World, far in the future.
  • Castes, each specializing in some industry, bettering the whole (apparently).
  • Competition for fame and power
  • Love interest before said competition. Main character helps him get food.
  • Main character doesn't want to go into the competition.
  • Main character can sing.
  • Main character goes into the competition.
  • An announcer--in a blue suit--is loved by all the people, and is a regular for the competition.
  • Interviews before competition.
  • Random draw for competition
  • Designer and new wardrobe for main character.
  • Main character has young sister that looks up to her.
*Cough*

See what I mean? I'm not even past page 65 and all of these things are way too similar. It's a copycat, and it's this kind of thing that I'm super wary of both in reading and writing.

Another red flag that I keep seeing is that tons of these YA books are being tossed into the market, but none of them are any good. Seriously. They are just published because it is what is trending, or hopefully trending right now. The writing is poor, the idea is somewhat sound, and the genre is perfect. A recent example that I struggled to get through was the Girl in the Steel Corset by Kady Cross. There were typos. Typos. Seriously? Seriously. For reals. And they were obvious ones, like "fist" instead of "first"...which is a whole letter missing. Blaringly annoying. These books aren't being edited, and typos are a huge sign of that. And the writing was ok, but nothing compared to Laini Taylor or Maggie Stiefvater. At least those writers know how to describe a setting. It makes me angry because I want to read good writing, but it is becoming really hard to find without reverting to classics. I know it's out there...somewhere...

Last, but my biggest peeve of all time for this genre.

Freaking love. Love triangles. Multiple love interests. In any genre, this is something that is repeated, and is dry, and is overdone, and put in just for the sake of being there. Especially when it is the main point of the book too. I can vividly imagine the author explaining to her friends (it is usually a her, not surprisingly) in an almost hysteric tone that their main character, which found out she can do x thing because of her ancestors/mystical forest endowed her with it, falls in love with a forbidden person, and they're not supposed to do that, but they find a way, and la de freaking dah.

Please, please. Give me a great YA read that doesn't have a love triangle, has great writing, and is (for goodness sakes) original in some way. Recommend it now. Please.

Friday, October 5, 2012

Teeth of Ice

It was quiet for the afternoon, cold as always, but quiet. Talus tightened the wrist guards, the cloth a bit more damp from his own sweat than he would have liked, but he wouldn't fall out. Once the clamps were almost welded together, he straightened himself at the edge of the building and hoped the hydraulics weren't louder than the scene below.
He gripped the holds, then took a deep breath.
He pushed himself off the edge of the building with a grunt and loss of fear. He hovered a second before his rapid descent almost overcame him. Gripping the holds, he aimed his hooks for the edges of the buildings and squeezed. The violent hiss of the system shot the hooks off to where he aimed, spraying him with air quickly turning to ice from the change of temperature. He let out a solid laugh as the force swung him down, almost to the ground. They lifted him back up in the perfect swing, and he aimed again for another edge. He imagined he looked like one of Darwin's monkeys, swinging from steel vine to steel vine.
He couldn't help it: he let out an exhilarated howl.
The street ahead veered to the left, but he needed to keep going straight to get to his house faster, although illegal. He focused on the point he had only successfully pinned himself to once and promised himself that he would make it.
On the upswing, he raised his right arm, waiting until the rope was all the way charged back up into the mechanism, then shot it at the point: a tiny railing that was nearly hidden from his view, not taking his eyes from it for even a blink. The kicks and constant pulling were beginning to hurt his shoulders, but he didn't let go of it.
The hook flickered through the air, its tail a writhing snake as the weight shivered like he did. It was cold.
The hook hit the railing with an almighty clang, knowing that it would have hurt the ears of whoever was near. There wasn't anything he could do after, so he got himself ready to find a place to land in case he had to make the usual emergency one. A pile of rotted fruit looked better than nothing, and he braced himself.
He started an upswing, to his surprise. The hook had caught, the slick-iced scoundrel!
And he forgot to shoot the next hook. He realized it too late, when the descent started making him turn over himself to go backwards. He swore loudly, scrambling with no place to escape from gravity. He craned his head and saw an edge above him.
It shot, kissing the lip sloppily, then held. An intense and familiar pain shot through his already sore shoulder, and he gritted his teeth to keep from screaming. The slick-iced scoundrel of a hook was slow in going back into the system, but he was safe. He just needed to get his shoulder back into its socket.
After throwing himself to the ground with his arm clutched in his other and successfully restoring mobility to it, albeit painful, he walked the short alleyway to his street, then down a few houses where his very modest one was hidden behind two larger ones. They had a splendid view of the wall that kept out bears. Two rooms, large enough for a very fat family of two. And all the rats he dared to eat, a home fit for the king of streets.
He nudged open the door with the opposite arm, the other was still tender, and let himself flop down on the sofa, which was composed more of dust than cushion. He could trace the footsteps in the rotting carpet, the smaller footsteps of his mother on tip-toe going to their only cabinet, one that he never had access to as a child. He knew it was for later because it was his birthday, and there wasn't any other reason to attempt to hide something.

Religion and Science

One of the topics that I read about a lot includes religion facing off against science. And it irks me to no end.

I found this on pinterest:

(I will add this when I get home because apparently, pinterest is blocked. In the meanwhile, imagine a picture that describes our position in the known universe and how tiny we are. At the bottom, there is a picture of a scientist that basically says, "Where is your god now?")

It is the opinion of many famous astrophysicists, at least the ones I know about. Their job is to figure out the motions of planets and stars, and other things like it. Obviously I know so much about it. Anyways, along the way of becoming an astrophysicist, they become highly atheist. I guess figuring out that planets move and the universe is expanding is reason enough to give up believing in a higher power. I've also seen on popular TV shows that creationism and the Big Bang theory have no place in the same sentence, let alone the same mind.

I don't see why it's wrong at all. I believe that there is a higher power, and that science just makes this power more concrete. The more I learn about genomes and DNA, biology and the like, the more I am in complete awe. There isn't a way that DNA can just happen.

An instance that happened recently where scientists were able to get the components that create life, all the DNA chemicals, all the things that are needed to create a single-celled organism, the simplest that we know of. They put all of the ingredients together and, surprise surprise, the single-celled organism was created. For some reason, this shook the science world. I can see how it would, they can now say that life could have happened on accident.

But I want to see the evidence that my higher power doesn't exist. The community is such a firm believer in science, I want them to prove me wrong that my god doesn't exist with real, physical evidence that they have searched over the universe, have gone through every avenue to figure out that there isn't any such thing. Along with that evidence, I want flying pigs, and a tree that grows hundred-dollar bills. Thank you.